- we moved to a better house in a better area so i’m happy about that. but our cable company fucked up and we won’t have tv/internet until wednesday. so i basically have to deal with my family uninterrupted which isn’t okay man.
- today i had a panic attack when my mom started whining because i forgot to get her crackers from wendys and it just descended into a giant argument about how i always disappoint her.
- our cousin/her best friend teamed up on me with her and everyone was just like “you can’t control how people treat you, you can only control how you react, stop crying” and like lolol as if that’s how it works at all
- none of my friends are home so i’ve been sitting in panera alone because i’m too scared to go home.
i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus
American Horror Story: Freak Show Teasers #1-5
every anti-frizz product is also “hydrating” and i’m just like
bitch it is possible to have hair that is FRIZZY and OILY and
YOU ARE NOT HELPING ME.
Beyoncé photographed by Pierre Debusschere, CR Fashion Book Issue 5
tbh I already gave up on the idea of ever hearing the words ¨ I love you ¨ coming from another human being
American Horror Story: First Look at Freak Show Cast Art (©)
Kathy Bates as the Bearded Lady. Michael Chiklis as the strong man. A two-headed Sarah Paulson. Sword eaters and oh so much more.