Anonymous asked: "WAIT you've never kissed anyone??"

ugh…

i’ve done the midnight on new years peck with two of my friends (on separate occasions of course), but no, nothing that i would count as real. the opportunity has never presented itself. i’ve never been on a date, or in a relationship, or had my hand held either. and like not by some noble choice, just out of sheer unlikability.

don’t worry i’m aware of my own pathetic-ness.


bold what applies to you

Appearance:

  • i have blonde hair and green eyes
  • i have red hair and hazel eyes
  • i’m very tall
  • my hair is really curly
  • i have brown hair and blue or green eyes
  • i have freckles
  • i have black hair and brown eyes
  • i have dimple/s
  • i wear contact lenses 
  • i tan easily
  • i have small eyelashes
  • i paint my nails

Clothes / Accessory / Make-up:

  • i hate wearing flip-flops
  • i don’t have converse
  • i wear foundation every day
  • i have stretch marks / tattoos
  • i love wearing head bands
  • i hate wearing mascara
  • i have at least one pair of vans
  • i hate sweaters
  • i love wearing high heels
  • i own brown eyeliner 
  • i love skirts/dresses
  • i own at least 3 pairs of jeans
  • i often wear scarfs
  • i never wear necklaces

Family / Country:

  • i’m the oldest child
  • i have an older brother
  • i’m from South America
  • i know how to swear in more than two languages
  • one (or more) of my parents is from another country
  • i have a younger sister 
  • i have siblings that live in Asia
  • i’m an orphan
  • i have family that live in Australia
  • i know two or more languages

I have:

  • broken a bone
  • ridden a motorcycle
  • a best friend
  • a favorite song
  • sung in the shower
  • punched / slapped somebody
  • told somebody they are pretty
  • my own room
  • a star crush
  • pet(s)
  • kissed a boy/ a girl
  • online best friends
  • spent a whole night without sleeping
  • girlfriend / boyfriend

I’m afraid of:

  • insects / snakes
  • people disliking me
  • somebody yelling at me
  • somebody finding out a secret about me
  • my favorite character dying
  • stormy weather
  • death
  • having to talk in front of people
  • heights
  • pain
  • kissing somebody 
  • small rooms

I love:

  • sci-fi
  • sleeping until 12pm
  • fluffy blankets
  • animals
  • swimming / diving
  • watching movies
  • channing tatum
  • pizza
  • hot chocolate
  • running
  • baking / cooking
  • harry potter
  • cold showers
  • my hair
  • my wardrobe

"I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don’t know if I’ll live that long."
— Meryl Streep pulling weeds (via raffaellacarra)


MsSarahPaulson: Oooh LORD. Bow down to the queen @tatianamaslany

MsSarahPaulson: Oooh LORD. Bow down to the queen


i can’t be funny when i’m this depressed and i don’t really feel passionately about any fandoms at this juncture so there’s no reason to be on this website anymore, is there?


"chance meeting your perfect other, your perfect opposite - your protector and endangeror. chance embarking with this other on the greatest of journeys - a search for truths fugitive and imponderable." | the x files


"My heart slams against my ribs when I think of the slaughtered nights I spent all over the world waiting to feel your touch."
— Henry Rollins (via darlingcup)

that awkward moment when you have to leave the internet because of the existence of one person.


barbarastanwyck:

Happy Birthday Barbara Stanwyck!
(July 16, 1907-January 20, 1990)

When we were shooting Golden Boy, the stages were dingy, dirty, and poorly ventilated. And the film wasn’t as fast in those days as it is now which necessitated the use of more electrical equipment, which, in turn, created heat. So anyone working from 8:45 in the morning until 7:30 at night could find it to be an exhausting experience. But when we would wrap production, and the staff and the cast and the crew would head for fresh air and home, very often Barbara would say to me "Golden Boy, get your ass into that set dressing room because we’re going to run tomorrow’s work." For an extra half to three quarters of an hour we would rehearse. She wanted me to be good. So if anyone ever needed a term for courtesy and consideration, generosity, and above all, professionalism, they would only need two words. One: Barbara. And the other: Stanwyck.

-William Holden


okay so in terms of birthday-relevant songs i’m about to get this:

but i’m more looking forward to next year when i get this:

because it’s WAYYYYYYYY more accurate.